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Ugh, I've been in these stinky reeking TOMS all day, and my feet smell SO bad! It's seriously nasty. I was just complaining to myself about how they stink up the whole room... and then I notice you sitting right there. You heard everything? Ugh, awkward! Wait... you're not grossed out? You actually LIKE smelly feet? Seriously?! Well, in that case, let me show you just how rank they really are. I slip off my sweaty shoes so you can goon to my damp black nylon ankle socks and bare feet. Look at them all covered in foot funk and toejam, glistening with my foot sweat! It's honestly impressive you can even handle such a rancid stench. Are you brave enough to lick them clean? Go on, stick out that tongue and let's see how much you crave my stinking feet!